Once upon a time I had a pet iguana living in my laundry room. It hid most of the time so I rarely saw it. I would just leave food and water for it, and the food and water would disappear. One day when I went into the laundry room to feed it, I knew it was dead. How did I know?
There were 5000 FLIES! They covered the windows and walls like small pox, and hundreds of them were buzzing around like kamikazes! I did not have any bug spray, and I was too lazy and too cheap to go to the store and buy any. Then it hit me: Pine-Sol kills bacteria. Bacteria are just little bugs, aren't they? Maybe Pine-Sol will kill bigger bugs like flies.
So I put some Pine-Sol and water in a spray bottle. The spray bottle had different settings just like the fasers on the TV show Star Trek. I set the spray bottle to "kill." I went out to the laundry room, and pretended I was Captain Kirk.
"Fire Fasers, Mr. Sulu!" "Aye, Sir." (Squirt, squirt, squirt, splat, splat, splat!)
Guess what? Pine-Sol kills flies REAL GOOD! They dropped like...well...flies...and they were as dead as the flies that land on my horse's tailpipe.
"Klingon ships at ten o'clock! Fire photon torpedoes!" (Squirt, squirt, squirt, splat, splat, splat!)
I refilled the spray bottle about five times, and sprayed the flies until they covered every inch of the concrete floor. Now what did I use to clean the floor and the dead iguana I found in a cabinet? Well, I used Pine-Sol since I still had plenty of it left. I had only used a quarter of the bottle's 28 fluid ounces to kill all those flies.
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