Thursday, August 4, 2011

Odd Man Out 34



Granted, it may not precisely be April Fools' Day, but this April fool is going to have his day, if not in court, then on line. By that, I mean it's time for another round of the raucous game that so artfully combines the best parts of Blind Man's Bluff, Go Fish and Spit in the Ocean. Of course, I'm talking about Go Spit on a Blind Man! What's that, you say you just wolfed down an entire box of saltines and are in no position to spit? Well, then, how about a little Odd Man Out?

Never fear, my easily-mortified readers. This round of selections, unlike that deliberate exercise in mental cruelty, Odd Man Out 15 , will be child's play...assuming you were a child with an IQ of 178. You were, weren't you? I mean before all the crack and acid. Fine, then let the fun begin.

Group 1

Count Chocula
Dr. Pepper
Hawaiian Punch

Cap'n Crunch

Group 2

arm
foot
rib

wrist

Group 3

George Winston
Ben Colder
Kid Blackie

Richard Bachman

BIG BONUS DELUXE GROUP 4

The Prince of Wales
28
Louie the Drip
Cardinal Puff

Thumper

Group 5 (By special request)

Stockholm, Sweden
Montenerodomo, Italy
North Canton, Ohio

New Orleans, Louisiana

Now that I have laid out the ridiculously easy questions for you, it's time for the big stall. Feel free to roll your eyes or some other body part of your choice while your narrator indulges himself...no, I mean you, YOU, in an otherwise pointless attempt at a joke.

Two New Yorkers were discussing vacation plans, one day over lunch at one of the very few delicatessens in all Manhattan.

"Now that I think of it, I never go anywhere on my vacation," the first one said. "I'll maybe go to a couple ballgames, but nothin' extravagant."

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